(it is a true error)

my name is Cassandra and i do too much research.
today at work i tried to ask google how to fix a broken plugin and it took me to a website where you can watch various african animals on livestreams, so obviously i spent ~1 hour watching a cheetah sleep

today at work i tried to ask google how to fix a broken plugin and it took me to a website where you can watch various african animals on livestreams, so obviously i spent ~1 hour watching a cheetah sleep

may have gotten a little too into this “make a fake course page to test out sitecore” thing

when i finally saw my roommates returning from rite aid & yelled “come watch the new taylor swift video with me” off the balcony they ran the rest of the way home

When that song came on the radio,
you turned it up and said, ‘Let this
be the anthem for our bad choices’
and I thought of Bad Choices as a place as in:
Bad Choices, Montana and I wondered
what it must feel like to be mayor there
and then I remembered that I am.

—Andrea Henchey, “The Moon Is So Smart,” published in Smartish Pace (via bostonpoetryslam)

nature is the best thing
to be afraid of
because nature will win –
a clean lack of hope,
as if hope were an organ
scooped from the body
in a single cut.

—i have four poems in this month’s Epigraph Magazine! this is from one called “disaster movies.”

sophia and i are having a GREAT time at the woodman institute, in case you couldn’t tell

sophia and i are having a GREAT time at the woodman institute, in case you couldn’t tell

may have shouted “MY BABY” when i saw this

may have shouted “MY BABY” when i saw this

MAN EATING CLAM

MAN EATING CLAM

do not touch moose

do not touch moose